The internet is for (green) porn

Okay, I’m still working up to that epic blog entry on Happy-Go-Lucky (now it can only be a disappointment, can’t it?), but in the meantime I want to keep you guys diverted… so here’s some deeply weird shit, courtesy of Ms. Isabella Rosselini. This woman was once an item with David Lynch, but these films make me think that she could outweird David any day of the week, and twice on Sundays. (Just don’t get D-Boy started on transcendental meditation…)

So, without much further ado, witness the true horror of the sex lives of whales, slugs, spiders etc. It’ll make you wonder how you could ever live without having seen Isabella dressed up as a whale with a 6ft. penis.